veggietalesyaoi:

if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking

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pizzaforpresident:

it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name

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sniffing:

hipsters:

we followed tumblr user sniffing BEFORE it was cool

uh…. thanks hipsters

crumbduck:

*choking back tears* wanna fight 

gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

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thesassyblacknerd:

finallyunfurling:

bewbieblog:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

Legen-dairy.

Dude. You ruined it. People are supposed to guess.

Thanks, yelling LEGEND MILK over and over made no sense to me.

heavycalorieconsumer:

So youre saying if i get a tattoo i’ll never have to work another day in my life

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